If you treat Bourbon or Scotch like a religion? Then this is the cocktail for you. Plus, you don't have to be a Presbyterian to enjoy it. How's that for non-denominational? Let's get mixin'!
2 ounces of Bourbon or Scotch (your choice)
Club Soda AND Ginger Ale to fill
Fill a Collins glass with ice.
Add the Bourbon or Scotch.
Fill half the remaining space with Club Soda.
Fill to top with Ginger Ale.
Give a quick stir.