As a rule of thumb, I try to steer clear of cocktails with the word "Yak" in the name. I make an exception for this one - the Yaka Hula Hickey Dula. It's boozy and simple - only 3 ingredients and they're all in equal parts!! You can't ask for a more low-maintenance drink. Let's get mixin'!
Note: A "part" can be any measurement you decide. 'Just don't get too nutty.
1 part Dark Rum
1 part Dry Vermouth
1 part Pineapple Juice
Pineapple chunks for garnish
Pour all of the ingredients into a shaker with ice.
Strain into a chilled martini glass.
Garnish with pineapple chunks.
When you're finished with the drink, attempt to say the name again.